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2023.03.26 10:03 loichyan Announcing nerdfix: A checker for obsolete Nerd Fonts icons

Hey everyone! I wanted to share with you nerdfix, a command line tool that helps you to find/fix obsolete Nerd Fonts icons in your project.

💭 Why

Nerd Fonts is used in a lot of plugins for a beautiful ui. It provides more than 10,000 icons, but some of the codepoints conflict with other fonts (especially CJK fonts). In order to ensure icons are in the private use area, Nerd Fonts has changed the codepoints of some icons in the recent release, for example, nf-mdi-* icons (including over 2,000 icons) are deprecated since v2.3.3 and will be removed in v3.
These icons are marked as obsolete in the official cheat sheet and it's recommended to replace them with the new ones. However, you may find it boring to check all used icons one by one, so I wrote nerdfix for indexing the cheat sheet and finding obsolete icons in your project.
I only tested it in a few projects and I would appreciate feedback and testing if anyone's interested.
Thanks!
https://github.com/loichyan/nerdfix
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2023.03.26 09:59 Tyrannosaurine We should be grateful for being lucky enough to be on the earth at the same time as Radiohead. An Essay.

There are eras within bands when a legendary band just can’t miss. Everything they do could be one of their best according to someone
You could argue several era for them, but for me, the Beatles 1965-1966 were revolutionary, vital, and they didn’t waste a single song. The singles are good, the b-sides are good, the outtakes are good.
Nirvana circa Nevermind were untouchable. Every single B-Side or outtake could be a hit single. Many of the songs for In Utero are already written and in the loop. They produced an absurd amount of better than great material and they changed the face of music in a way that hadn’t happened since the fucking Beatles. Resulted in a cache of what is undoubtedly some of the most vital and best rock music ever made.
In my personal opinion, whether you like him or not, Billy Corgan could not miss during the Siamese Dream to Mellon Collie era. The shear amount of good songs he was able to produce is outrageous. Siamese Dream’s B-Sides (see: Pisces Iscariot/Deluxe edition of Siamese) were better than most anything anyone else was going. Between Siamese Dream and Mellon Collie they produced SD, MCIS (a double album), a contribution to the Influential Singles soundtrack, Pisces Iscariot, and the Aeroplane Flies High boxset. That’s a stupid amount of solid material and resulted in multiple absolute all time classics.
Pink Floyd from 1972-1975 recorded 2 classic albums (Dark Side, Wish You Were Here), a criminally underrated soundtrack (Obscured by Clouds), the psychedelic mastery and spectacle that is the Live in Pompeii, and had written, demoed, and played live the majority of the Animals album. Everything they touched was fucking gold. Again, another band pushing music forward and revolutionizing recorded sound and musical technology. Results in multiple contenders for the greatest album ever made.
Dylan may have had several eras like this.
It depends on your point of view when you think they were at their best, but if you look at it from the point of view of “when did they become the most influential and best band on the plant.
Radiohead had that era, in my opinion from the Bends to Amnesiac. The high points of the Bends are some of the greatest of their career but they were yet to be a household name. They’d yet to produce something so far ahead of their peers that you couldn’t help but think they were doing something rare and special. OK Computer is flawless, revolutionary, and between the B-Sides, material from the minidiscs, and the fact that many future songs are already kicking around, the staggering consistency suggests it could’ve been a double album, triple album…it wouldn’t matter. If they were to put the effort into it…it was going to come out as a work of art so staggering great that it marvels you. An absolute glut of brilliant material. Man of War and the Alternate Lift are as good as anything on the album. The next round of recording produced two classic albums in Kid A and Amnesiac…again, pushing music forward in a revolutionary way and furthering the technical possibilities of recorded sound. They had revolutionized music in the same way that only Elvis, The Beatles, and Nirvana had before. Changed everything.
Revolver, Nevermind, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, Dark Side of the Moon, and OK Computer represented total sea changes. The world was literally different after them.
It’s rare that we get a space in time where we are lucky enough to witness such an improbable combination of genuinely brilliant artists hitting their stride hard, the right place and time, and having something like King Midas’ touch on everything they do, leaving us with music that comes along and exhibits pure mastery of their art and essentially makes everything around it null or inconsequential.
We are very lucky to have been around to see Radiohead be Radiohead. True Genius is exceedingly rare.
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2023.03.26 09:58 Alexluxaflex Love the Elomi Matilda but need a smaller band size

Hi there! I was wondering if you guys could help me out. After measuring I found out I'm a 32g and I've been wearing a panache envy. The projection is fine but the wires have been digging in and the band is just a bit too tight to wear comfortably.
I inherited a 34g elomi Matilda from my sister after her breast reduction and it was amazing at first. No more digging wires or painful shoulders. I love the shape which allow me to wear more baggy clothes. It's just that I obviously need a band size smaller. Which they don't make 🙂
So please, of anyone could recommend a bra like the elomi Matilda in a 32g you have my eternal thanks 🙏
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2023.03.26 09:55 deddeCR Melodic Hardcore - New & Classics

Hey, guys!
If you play in a Melodic Hardcore band or if you’re a fan, I do believe you will like this Spotify playlist 🙂
It features the bigs such as Counterparts, BAAO, The Ghost Inside, Tripsitter, Hotel Books, and many more, but it’s updated also with emergent bands’ new singles every week!
💚 If you want to support the scene, feel free to like/follow/add the playlist on your Spotify
🎧 Melodic Hardcore - New & Classics: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0Fdus8cXWwmnrQKkC2zkPl?si=-y_dGX67RpOaoWLvN4wx3g
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2023.03.26 09:53 LasloTremaine The Sum of Us (1994)

The Sum of Us (1994)
Starring Russel Crowe and Jack Thompson.
PLOT (from wikipedia)Widower Harry Mitchell (Thompson) lives with his gay son Jeff (Crowe), with both men struggling in their searches for true love. Harry is completely comfortable with his son's sexuality, and is almost over-eager in his support for his son's search for a boyfriend. Harry meets an attractive but judgmental divorced woman through a dating service, and this leads to some conflict between the two main characters. However, when Harry suffers a stroke and loses the power of speech, the story takes a darker turn, becoming a meditation on the enduring strength of love, both familial and romantic, in the face of adversity.
For the longest time this movie was not available on any streaming services. I had cynically assumed that Russel Crowe wanted it buried. But now its available on youtube!!!
https://youtu.be/_LQnKG96uOM
This is a really great, funny, heart-felt movie. Don't take the comment above (about taking a dark turn) too seriously. The dad loses his capability of speech, but he is constantly making asides to the camera to comment on things. It super sweet.
Be aware that it's a film that is adapted from a stage play and you can tell. Also, all of the music has been stripped out of it, and you can tell, it's a bit odd. Maybe that's the reason it's not available on streaming, the band never gave the rights for it? Who knows,
But in any case, watch it, it's great! (take note that the video quality is pretty bad).
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2023.03.26 09:51 Suncityv 23m looking for someone to talk to

Hey I’m a pretty introverted person most of the time but I like to expand my social circle from time to time. I’m currently working in IT and I graduated in comp sci and geology.
Here’s a bit about me: I like playing videogames the most, I play on pc and I like to play all sorts of games. My favs rn are league and cod. I like to do activities such as lifting and when it’s not cold i like to fish, go outside, go longboarding/skate, hanging out with friends. I like to smoke weed, been smoking since I was 16. I enjoy watching psychological thrillers and my favorite is Donnie Darko. My favorite genere of music is hip hop and my favorite artist is juice wrld. I also enjoy watching anime but tbh I’ve only been watching one piece this year.
Overall I’m down to meet anyone and get to know them. Thanks for reading, I hope you have a good day/night
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2023.03.26 09:49 Winternaht7 Losing Weight while on HRT.

Hello!
I'm 8 months in and I have had very good changes on HRT. Body hair growth has stopped, facial structure significantly changed, my legs have taken a more feminine shape, and I have C cup breasts. All in all, it's been very good.
One problem though: I started out obese pre HRT. While this has gotten better, I still have a lot of male pattern fat around my stomach. Really, it's my stomach that gives me so much pain because I have love handles that make my hips look so ugly. Everything else is lovely, I have fat on my thighs, behind and boobs etc...
I'm currently trying to lose even more weight and seeing some success, but I'm just scared of the progress being reversed. Mind you, from what I can tell, a lot of my progress was more so my male pattern fat dying on its own rather (so for example, I didn't gain much weight in my cheeks, but the the weight in my chin and jaw is slimming out, and that's what created a more fem appearance). This also makes sense since I didn't lose much weight during my transition and still got changes, meaning it had to be the old fat dying out and not any new fat that changed everything.
I just wish I knew how fat redistribution worked exactly so I know what path to take. I KNOW that losing weight pre HRT would have been ideal, but I just couldn't do that due to depression and lack of motivation. And now I'm paranoid that I lose weight and get a flat stomach, but then lose progress everywhere else, and then I can't ever regain the weight in the other areas for some reason.
I just hope I can get a completely feminine figure rather than being curvy with a male stomach, or flat with a flat stomach.
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2023.03.26 09:49 DrakenMemoria Live-streamed D&D campaign, Wednesday at 10:30 p.m. EST

Greetings from Dräken Memoria. Interested in a bit of Dungeons and Dragons? We stream live game sessions every Wednesday on twitch.tv/drakenmemoria at 10:30 p.m. EST, in a home-brewed universe and campaign. And for those on the East Coast, we have a rebroadcast at a more decent viewing hour for you on Friday at 7:30 p.m. EST.
The channel is still small, and some of the participants do not have professional equipment. So don’t expect blockbuster sound and image. However, the players are having fun, we are finally starting to add ambiance music, and we have finally started to work on adding warnings for followers and subscribers as well as something to watch for the pre-stream, breaks, and session ends.
The campaign is set in a medieval fantasy world with elements of realism, but no limitation on how weird it can get. Especially when gnomes are involved. Some chapters can take a turn for the weirder, darker, or comedic, but it always ends up back to its normal state at the end of the chapter. The campaign is also set to stretch in the high level.
So if you think this can interest you, give us a try.
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2023.03.26 09:48 zinziesmom Welcome to It’s a Swiftie Thing. “Come along, we’re all mad here!”

If you’re a Swiftie with an affinity for Taylor’s cryptic clues, subtle hints, and proverbial winks and nods, if you love interpreting her lyrics and use of metaphors and coming up with brilliantly thought-out theories about her friendships, relationships, and situationships, you’ve found your tribe!
“…Look, I think that it is perfectly reasonable for people to be normal music fans and to have a normal relationship to music. But if you want to go down a rabbit hole with us, come along….We’re all mad here.” ~Taylor explaining what “Easter eggs” are and the fun she has hiding her Easter eggs for us. (To a true Swiftie, “hiding Easter eggs” doesn’t even begin to describe the joyful madness with which Taylor and her Swifties tumble down rabbit holes together!)
We’re all mad here!
Welcome to It’s Swiftie Thing, where Swifties come together to talk about things only Swifties get. We ask and answer questions about various Easter eggs, put our theories out there for other Swifties to think about and share their thoughts on, post polls about Easter egg predications and opinions, or just chat about whatever we want.
(We only ask that before you post in this sub, you ask yourself, “Is this a Swiftie Thing?”)
To clarify:
What we talk about in It’s a Swiftie Thing:
—Taylor’s many Easter eggs (Past, recent, and future)
—Interpretations of Taylor’s song lyrics
—Taylor’s use of metaphors
—Predictions based on Taylor’s Easter eggs
—Facts about Taylor, her life, and her career in relation to possible Easter eggs, lyrics, and theories
—Time lines with milestones, relationships, friendships, situationships, etc. throughout her life that might support or explain various Easter eggs, lyrics, etc.
—Post polls about Swifties’ beliefs and opinions on Taylor’s Easter eggs and various Swiftie theories, etc.
If you want to post about topics relating to Taylor that aren’t covered here in It’s a Swiftie Thing, we encourage you to visit TaylorSwift.
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★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth MW #1, B/O: $888

★ Bayonet Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $727

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★ Bayonet Rust Coat BS, B/O: $253

★ Bayonet Night FT, B/O: $251

★ StatTrak™ Bayonet Lore MW, B/O: $751


★ Karambit Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $1343

★ Karambit Damascus Steel FT, B/O: $774

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★ Karambit Boreal Forest FT, B/O: $488


★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN, B/O: $1523

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★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $1008

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★ Flip Knife Fade FN, B/O: $703

★ Flip Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 1) MW, B/O: $509

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2023.03.26 09:46 _Eduardo_16 Drug Monkeys - Prologue

It was Jim’s first experience living in a gardenworld, a world that harbors life and that death is not always present, he remembered how he was on Earth not too long ago, how life back there always seemed bleak but at the same time normal, filled with dangers and yet it still comforts him as a human, it was also his first debut here, he was assigned as a transfer student in a prestigious school, to learn about how space stuff works, more specifically FTL-ships and whatnot.

[Beep!]

His wristwatch snaps him out of his thoughts, bringing him back to reality, where he found himself in a spaceship harbored by the Federation, the interior looked nice and quirky, filled with commodities attuned to his race, water, food, and his specially-designed orange spacesuit designated for him, he finds it strange why he was required by his government to wear the suit the moment he lands because as far as he knows, there weren’t any problems being naked (well, not entirely naked, just with the suit off) in the gardenworld, but he shouldn’t be giving misassumptions on things he doesn’t know, perhaps there were species out there that are afraid of his racial features, or how some species doesn’t like the looks of their kind, either way, it was better to be safe than sorry and cause an international accident.

The suit itself had a more or less modern take and a tinge of futurism on the side, the torso part of the suit looked like it had one of NASA’s Oxygen Purge Systems installed at the front included with a portable life support system at the back, the systems are both upgraded and took less space for convenience, they were designed for controlling the outflow of oxygen coming into his lungs and the carbon dioxide that exited, including the pressure and temperature of that said oxygen and the atmosphere inside, the limbs of the suit looked comfortable to wear, so at least he wasn’t going to worry about ergonomics for a while, plus it had a layer of lightweight metal to protect himself from medium physical trauma, and a layer of an aluminum perforated sheet around the helmet to protect his skull from being mentally harmed by psychic-energy, he was worried at that last bit from the suits’ maker since it implies that there are psychic races out there that could probably possess him or turn his brain into slime.

Aside from the horrifying thought, the helmet or visor had the most futuristic style in it, along with the helmet having a respirator mask connected to the inside, it also had things like a HUD to display the time of day, his current location on the planet he was on, not to mention the solar system he was in too, his temperature, vitals, a facial-hide feature, a small display of the suits integrity system and the good ol’ compass system.

Although he doesn’t know the exact reason why he had to wear the suit, it made sense why he had to wear it since incidents and crimes are prone to happen, and so are injuries if you’ve found yourself to be caught up in one, plus identity theft is much more rampant since their entry in the galaxy, thank god for the facial-hide feature.

Talking about crimes and incidents, he did hear that there were some drug cartels out there, but that was next to impossible to meet them or encountering them since the Federation he was in, The Barlog Federation, was high-alert on any drugs being pushed around or sold by black market sellers, so he’s not worried at the very least, plus he was in a gardenworld so the chances are very slim, but never zero.

“Jim! Wear that suit ‘cause we’re about to land in just about a few minutes, you’ll see our destination outside the window.” The ship’s assistant said at the cabin’s doorway of the ship, revealing himself to be a man in his forties wearing the same suit that Jim saw earlier, the systems glowing a faint hue of blue as he worked the courage to stand and balance himself in the ship, using his hands to grab the poles in the ship’s loading bay, taking careful note of the supplies beside him as he helped himself to walk.

“Yeah, I’ll change in just a sec, Mark.” While walking, he took what the assistant said in mind and briefly looked out of the windows of the spaceship, seeing the gardenworld of Bartos in view, the planet itself looked similar to Earth, having a similar atmosphere and more or less the same gravity as his homeworld has, after taking in the view for a few seconds, he opted himself to move forward and take off the suit hanging on the wall, he goes in the bathroom of the ship, taking a good five minutes to change himself to be wearing the suit with his civilian clothes on from the inside, Jim tested his physical amenity in the suit, moving his limbs, twisting them, clenching his fists and moving his head, it was a perfect fit for a seven-foot man like him.

“Goddamn do you look like a giant in that thing, I’m not surprised if the world’s natives are scared shitless of you, dude.” He turned around to see the assistant from before, who he dwarfed in comparison, “Did you have a growth spurt or something? I bet you’re the top when it comes to basketball.” The smug assistant of the captain said to him, visibly seeing his smirk inside the visor of his suit.

“Ha, I guess you could say that, my family wanted me to join the golden state warriors but I don’t wanna, basketball’s not suited for me, I don’t like it,” Jim said to the assistant, walking past him and getting through the cargo bay of the spaceship to prepare himself for atmospheric entry, the assistant followed suit and picked a seat across from Jim to chat a little while longer until the announcement system in the ship blared for everyone’s attention, voicing a personal message from the captain himself.

[Hello everyone this is your captain speaking of the UNSF Jackal, we’re getting close to our destination of the gardenworld Bartos, please prepare your suits and seats for atmospheric entry, I repeat, please prepare your suits and seats for atmospheric entry, I will give you five minutes to prepare, until then, have a safe voyage!]

After the captain’s message was over, the two felt the ship halt in space and used the remaining five minutes for their conversation as they were already in their seats prior to the announcement, “You don’t like basketball?” Mark said to Jim, turning his wrist for the digital pad installed on the suit to tell the time, “Yeah, I flat out don’t like it, not because of the audience or the competition in general, just that my legs hurt like hell after doing rounds of basketball.” Mark could relate to that since he trained in physical fitness exams when entering the marine corps, yet Jim here could throw his men into outer space if he’d like to after taking the exams himself, “And how the heck did you get so tall in the first place? It’s quite rare to see a seven-foot guy in person.” Mark questioned, fascinated at Jim’s height as he lightly blushed at the indirect praise of his abnormal physical form, fortunately, his facial-hide feature hid that blush of his so Mark wouldn’t know he was embarrassed.

“Well, my father was quite the man himself, he was shorter than me, five-foot-six, as for my mother, well, she was two inches below him, maybe it was genetic luck or something? I’m not sure, but they’re very proud when they discover I’m as tall as a six-year-old boy when I was a year old at that time.” Jim gave Mark a short history of his parents, “Thank god it was during that time when everyone was at a great age where technology can solve almost all of our problems, I said almost because cancer is still a bitch in twenty-fifty-seven.” Jim said, wondering how that cursed disease still survives every time, “Hey, at least most diseases and whatnot are useless thanks to that, but at the very least, you are both stupidly lucky and at the right time to be born, ‘cause not only did you survive your challenge being a seven-foot guy, you also had a one in a lifetime chance to be in the spacefaring age, you’re so fucking fortunate man.” Mark said in an envious tone of Jim’s stupid luck, as Jim himself scratch the back of his head in light of Mark’s words.

“Well, what can I say? I’m glad and thankful my parents didn’t take abortions during that time, from what I heard, things are getting a little hectic thirty-five years ago, you know, the Great Recession, climate change, and other depressing stuff.” Jim said, feeling a little sad for what his parents had to go through during that time, “Yeah, some old peeps thought it’d be a great idea to do some horrendous law changes back then, like making children work, but back then competent leaders and sensible people were able to fight back, and all I can do is nothing but praise them for what they did during that time.” Before they could get further into their conversation, they felt the ship change speed, feeling the cargo’s floor becoming warm and the shaking of the ship’s body, after a few seconds of the crewmen, including Jim and Mark, bracing themselves for the hot entry, the warmth in the floor dissipated and the shaking stopped, then the speakers chimed again, the captains’ voice overtaking the speakers.

[Alright, people! We’ve landed on Bartos, please follow the orders of your superiors and proceed with extra caution, and remember to double-check if there are any, and I mean ANY orifices on your suit, if there are, please report to the ship’s technician suitmaker for repairs, until then, next planetary departure is in two weeks.]
Jim felt a little odd when the captain emphasized the suits, he understands the cost and danger, but what a little hole in your suit could do? ‘Maybe I should stop thinking about that, maybe they don’t want some alien rat crawling into those holes, ew…’ While others were unbuckling their seatbelts, including his seatbelts, he saw Mark standing in front of him when he was finished unbuckling, “I bet you’re not familiar with the ship, huh?” Mark sneered, prideful at his speed of unbuckling his seatbelt, “Ugh, just help me out with this, please?” Jim said, having trouble pressing which buttons to press.

While Mark helped him unbuckle his seatbelt around his giant body, the captain himself appeared in the cargo bay while the crewmen started to move the boxes out of the ship’s landing bay, approaching Jim and Mark who are still stuck on their seatbelt problem.
“Did you not press the green button? That’s the one that releases you, right?” Jim said, “I did! It’s not working, I uh-“ Mark said, frantically looking at the three colored buttons in front of him, “What seems to be the problem, boys?” The captain said, surprising Jim and Mark, “U-Uh! Hello, Captain Graham, sir!” Mark said in a strict posture and did a swift salute near his suit’s visor to respect the man in front of him.

“I bet you’re not familiar with the ship, huh?” The captain said in a joking tone, ironically using Mark’s line against him, “A-Ah, father-I mean, captain!” Jim said, cutting himself off to not accidentally reveal that the captain is his dad and to not make everything more awkward than it has to be.

“S-Sir! We’re uh… Having trouble with the seatbelts, we don’t know how to unbuckle them.”

As they said that they heard the sound of the spaceships’ engines dying out filling the cargo bay, reminding the two that they’d been stuck on the seatbelt problem for at least a minute now, which made them have second-hand embarrassment, Captain Graham gives out a short hearty laugh.

“I knew I should’ve told the engineers to set up some posters for instructions, I bet some fools have already shitted themselves.” The Captain said, going over to Jimmy’s belt and pressing the red, yellow, and green buttons in order, and with a click, the belt comes open, letting go of Jim and giving him back his freedom of movement.

“Huh, just like a traffic light…” Mark murmured to himself, feeling a bit stupid as Jim gets up from his seat, stretching and twisting his limbs to pop some joints as he lets out a sigh of pleasure, “Thanks, Captain.” He said to the man, dwarfing him in size, but the man didn’t react, only that he nods in reply, “You’re welcome, Jimmy boy.” The Captain returns his attention to Mark, the soldier assistant for the captain on the UNSF “Jackal” spaceship, gave him something, Mark glances at the things, and discovers it is a bunch of officer cards, identification papers, as well as a list of things on paper, and money to buy said things on paper for the soldiers.

“Go do some paperwork for me and buy some stuff for the soldiers, mainly ammunition materials and rations, report to me once you’re done.” The Captain gives his orders to Mark, he replied with a salute and a nod and went off the spaceship via the cargo bay doors, once he’s gone, Graham focuses his attention back on Jim, who is patiently staring at the old man for something.

“So… We’re finally on Bartos, where you’re going to learn a lot of spacey stuff,” Graham said, dropping his authoritative demeanor and switching it to a casual one, “I’ve never expected being the UNSF Jackal, and it was used to bring a father’s son to a space college in an artificial gardenworld, haha.” Jim lightly chuckled at the humor that came with his sentence, after all, it was not every day that a military vessel is used for nothing but transportation for a civilian like Jim, at least for this occasion, the excuse for resupply made it a perfect opportunity for Jim to arrive to his college’s dormitory on time.

“Hahaha, that I get. But you should get going now, all of the things required for education like books and holographic recordings are already there in your assigned dormitory for your convenience, should get you warmed up for the semester.” Graham said, patting Jim as he snapped his fingers, as a floating spherical bot with a cute holographic expression for a face appeared next to Graham, “Please lead citizen-class ‘Jim’ to his designated self-drivable car.” The bot’s eyes blinked then said in a robotic feminine tone, “Yes, sir Graham! Calculating route… Please, sir Jim! Follow me!” The bot said, using its gravitational rings to float itself out of the ship’s cargo bay as Jim said his last goodbye to his father, “I guess I’ll see you in a couple of months, dad.” Jim said, walking ahead of his father as he did a short wave, “Yep, do your best! You better give me high grades in all subjects, alright!” His father exclaimed, making Jim feel second-hand embarrassment yet again as he felt the awkward stares from his father’s crewman, who didn’t know he was the son of the Captain, “Oh, and don’t forget your number is 129, alright?!” He waved his hands, not wanting to be embarrassed any further.

“Are you ready, sir Jim?” The bot said, “Yes, please…” Jim said, his face lightly red flushed as he hurriedly get out of the landing pad and followed the bot to the road ahead, where a hovering car was waiting for them, the moment Jim got near it the doors automatically opened as another AI voice made itself known in the cabin, “Hello, are you recipient number #129?” The driver AI said, making itself visible in the cabin’s window visor, its pixel eyes focused on Jim.

‘That must be me, I guess?’ He remembered what his father said earlier and replied, “Yep, that’s me.” The driver AI showed a loading screen for a second then a camera appeared out of the side mirror, scanning his face, shortly after a checkmark appeared, “Recipient confirmed! Please assign yourself to the driver’s passenger seat! Sir Jim!” Jim waved at the bot that accompanied him before it shortly brings itself back to the UNSF Jackal ship, once the doors were closed, the car started to hover forward and bring Jim to his destination.

While the journey to his college dormitory remained silent, Jim was fascinated at the sight of alien structures so tall that they blinked the sun in and out of existence, not only that, there were also cars in sky highways, crossing paths with the skyscrapers as they narrowly avoided through the tight spaces of the buildings, at this point, Jim wondered if he and their parents are lucky to be born in the right time to explore the galaxy, he felt bad for the humans three and a half decades ago, as they were still in their modern age, unable and never to experience this sight ever again, only to be a vivid dream in their minds.

“We’re at our destination, sir Jim! Thank you for choosing Braekteel Taxi company for transportation, may we seek your next drive!” He failed to realize that he was already at the entrance to his dormitory, going out of the hover taxi, Jim had to readjust his body as he stand in front of the gigantic building that is the National University Bartos, or the NUB for short, the taxi left the place as Jim walked forward to enter through the entrance.

Inside was something Jim expected, the halls were futuristic yet still retained that rustic style, he was in the lounge of the building, and all the long chairs are fluffy in a way, including the table, he goes to the reception, and there was an alien that resembled a very, very fat orange cat, something near to Garfield except he was a chick that uses a filer to keep her claws up to shape, ‘A Kerkitril?’ Jim thought, taking in the sight of the orange-furred Kerkitril with smudges of light brown across her fur.

The alien spoke in a strange language that he couldn’t understand after she realizes he was staring at him, the translator near his ear lobe, which he didn’t even notice, crackled to life, with a robotic-like voice that alerted him of the translator’s condition, [Alien language detected, attempting to decode to human language…] The cat lady stared at him strangely as Jim had to awkwardly refer to the translator near his ears inside his helmet to work, [Language decoded! Which language do you like to set it to?] Jim had forgotten that his race had hundreds of languages, so he chose the most basic one there is, “English.” Instantly, the voice in his translator replied, [Confirmed! Language translated is set to “ENGLISH”, are you sure you want to set this as your preferred translated language?] “Yes…” Jim annoyingly replied, wanting to get this awkward moment to be over with, [Now you can speak with ease! Please try out the translator to the speaker.] After hearing that, Jim coughed to rid away the awkwardness and to garner the Kerkitril’s attention.

“Hello? Can you understand me?” Jim said as his words reached the Kerkitril’s feline ears in the reception, “Uh, yes. I was starting to wonder whether or not you’re going to speak or else I’ll call in the building’s guards to kick your odd race out.” She said as the translator worked its charm, relaying her words into something tangible his mind can understand.

“I’m here for my dormitory? Uh, my name’s Jim, Jim Graham is my full name.” The Kerkitril’s tail lightly pressed the strangely-shaped triangular button in front of her on the desk, then a holographic panel appears in front of her, she sets down her file and swipes through the lists of names registered in the University, and her expression turns to surprise when she saw Jim’s profile, “Uh, is this your name?” She turned the panel with her paws, “Yep, that’s me.” He replied, avoiding his stupid picture settled above his name, which was him being in an unclean state, his hair was rowdy, and his eyes had bags under them, in short, he was ashamed this was supposed to be his ID soon in the future.

“Your room’s number twelve, on hallway sixth, I assume you’re aware that you have a roommate, right?” This comes as a surprise to Jim as he never recalled having a roommate with him on the papers, er, well, more accurately the University’s dormitory manager, “Uh… No?” The Kerkitril blankly stared at him then sighed, “I’ll alert her of your arrival, in the meantime, you should let Mr. Guide over there help you accompany you to your room.” She referred to the bot, which looked more like a floor cleaner than a guide, to Jim, “Thank you miss, uh…” He trailed off, trying to find any context clues to her name, “It’s nothing, hun. Just call me Miss Erilm.” The fat Kerkitril said.

“Alright, Miss Erilm. Thanks for the help!” After following the futuristic cleaner roomba, Jim finds himself in front of his dormitory room’s metal door, “Twelve at hallway sixth, right?” He glanced at the number sign in the hallway to see if it was number six, “Okay, so I am in hallway sixth, I hope this one is correct…” Jim braced himself, preparing mentally for the person on the inside to greet him as he made sure his posture was professional, he was about to knock when the door silently opened up with a slide, revealing a female Kerkitril, he didn’t realize this as he proceeds to tap his knuckles forward, tapping the Kerkitril’s furry head by accident.

“Ow! What the…?” The Kerkitril said, Jim realized his mistake as he tries to apologize for his misbehavior, “Ah, I’m sorry! Did I hit you too hard? I-I didn’t realize the door was already open.” Jim started to fidget nervously, fearing that the may get kicked out on the very first day in this dormitory, “O-Oh! Are you the new roommate?” The female Kerkitril said as Jim took in her racial features, her fur is a bright brown color, full of black streaks on her entire body, aside from that, she was two and a half feet smaller than her, how he hit her head is a mystery.

“Uhm, yes! My name is Jim! Jim Graham, nice to meet you!” Jim says in an enthusiastic yet nervous filled tone, offering his gloved hands to shake her paws for a proper introduction, the Kerkitril glanced at his furless gloves and proceeds to shake hands with Jim, “Uh, my name’s Amirlyn, I guess you’re a… What kind of race are you?” She said, unable to see through his helmet’s facial-hide feature, “I’m a human! You know, the new race like six months ago?” He briefly disabled the feature to confirm his claim, which caught her off-guard.

“What? A human? Damn, I never thought I’d see your kind in this part of space, I thought y’all secluded yourself in your systems?” Amirlyn said, raising assumptions about his kind as Jim had to disperse her beliefs of his race, “Yeah, about that… We just wanted to prepare ourselves for more expanses, you know, like this suit to not scare the other races?” Jim said, which shattered Amirlyn ’s thoughts about the humans, “I guess that makes sense, so, uh…” An awkward silence enters the conversation as she tries to gather up more questions, Jim was the first to break the silence as he wanted to see what the room looked like in his eyes, “Can I get inside?” Jim requested, which made Amirlyn realize she was being outright rude to the human.

“S-Sorry! Let’s get inside.” Amirlyn stepped to the side for the bulky human to enter, his hair barely touches the door’s topside by a hair’s length as he entered his dormitory with his cat roommate, he finds it expansive, which is great for him since he’s seven foot tall.

The rooms themselves were outfitted to their specified roles, the kitchen has sets of knives, varying plates, silverware, a microwave, and a fridge.

The living room has a white-colored rug, with two soft sofas, a table on top of the rug, a TV hanging on the wall, well, more like levitating, below the TV were some drawers, beside the drawers are a pair of two pot plants harboring alien fauna, perhaps fauna familiar to Amirlyn?

The bedroom was the same, two beds, with one specifically elongated for him, there’s also a pair of computer stations for the two of them as well, same with drawers and desks, there’s also a balcony connected to the bedroom, which showed the city outside and the beautifulness of it all, then there’s the bathroom, you know, for convenience, and that’s pretty much it.

There’s also a strangely-designed automatic laundry machine settled near his bed, he knows it’s intended for the suit he was wearing since it’ll smell bad after a couple of hours, but he’ll have to do that later when he’s done setting up for today and getting familiarized with the university’s layout.

And that’s pretty much about it, Amirlyn did mention that there’s a storage area in the living room with a strange package she received yesterday, Jim decided to check it out, wondering if it was the educational materials his father bought, and his assumption was right.

“What? How is that in there?” Amirlyn inquired, finding it strange why a bunch of books, which mind you were outdated in this time of age, and a couple of holographic recordings were settled in the storage area of their room, “These are the educational materials that father bought, some of these are to help me to get me up to speed, seems like I’ll have to spend a lot of time studying and doing research for tomorrow.” Jim said, putting the plastic-covered book back in the box and carrying it back to his room.

“Hah, you should’ve told me about that! I was worried when some delivery guy yesterday told me to sign for some package that I didn’t even order, I thought I was letting someone’s stuff into my dorm, and this is my very first year in this university to add on top of that!” Amirlyn said, voicing out her concerns as Jim glanced over his shoulders at her, “Well, I should be thankful to you for doing that, or else I’ll have to opt for an empty dorm room, which is lonely now that I think about it.” He said to her as he lightly plops down the box near his bed.

“I-I guess you’re welcome?” Jim chuckled at her confusion, “Well, let’s get acquainted with each other in our entire freshman year, you ” He said, standing up and hunching over herself to get in close and personal with the Kerkitril, shaking her hands.

“Y-Yeah, let’s get acquainted…” She said, adding her force to the shake for confirmation.

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2023.03.26 09:44 AVGNmegafanbtw No, Newt and Screenwave/Cinemassacre did not delete my channel

Hey guys, I just wanted to clear some air here and make sure to prevent any rumors. I've been re-editing Cinemassacre content and making meme type stuff for the sub for about a year now. I've had a lot of fun and even posted a meme song yesterday. Something I apologize for, more on that in a minute.
When I started my YouTube channel, I simply wanted to show my vision of what Cinemassacre could be, make people laugh, and find out why James would be calling anyone the assholish variety. Something that hurt a little as a long time fan.
That said, I never wanted the laughs or memes to be at the expense of anyone, including those at Cinemassacre/Screenwave/Newt, but during a live stream recently Newt said some things that struck home with me, and though he was not talking directly to me, it made me realize I needed to pull the plug on my content. I'll explain
He asked Truthers what more we would want from him? Because he's already apologized (for the plagerism) and if we wanted him to KILL himself?? I'll just say right away no I don't! This caused me to pause, and realize that this new music video could actually hurt a man further, a guy that's been trying to come back from a mistake from 2 YEARS ago. That's already apologized, and that has faced possibly constant harassment over it.
My video was no longer funny to me. My song was no longer funny to me. What about my other videos? Could those be hurting other people involved?
It was entirely my decision to delete all of my content I worked so, so hard on this past year.
It sucked, it sucked a lot, but the thought of someone killing themselves, or even thinking about, over previous mistakes and people constantly reminding about it sucked more.
I've used memes in lots of my videos, so instead of splitting my audience (the ones who enjoy the edits vs the ones who enjoy the memes) I simply decided to remove it all.
I'm truly sorry to my subscribers, I really REALLY appreciate the support. But just know my heart can't keep making content, if it means hurting someone else in the process. I'm here for the Truth, not to kick people already down.
I still believe in this sub, I still don't agree with the same points and comments I've made in the past.
I'm not here to kick people when they've already tried to atone for their mistakes, we've all made mistakes. I also harbor no personal hate to anyone involved. I can disagree with the business and editing decisions but that will never mean I hate that person.
My channel was not created to spread hate, only to show what Cinemassacre could be. That song strayed too far from that. Some recent memes aren't as funny to me, knowing some truths we know now.
So that's why.
tl;dr I'm not gonna kick people that are down and my channel was never meant for that anyway.
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2023.03.26 09:44 Late_Replacement_983 Desperately need to socialize, but can't bring myself to talk to people

I have zero social skills and pretty bad anxiety over talking to people. Whether in real life or even online. But I'm also now starting to feel very lonely and I just know sooner or later I'll go mentally insane over lack of social interaction.
What can I do to treat this? I've been thinking about maybe talking to an online chatbot, just to ease myself into socializing. I'm not sure how much good it'll do me. Obviously, I'll need to eventually talk to real people. It's just right now I can't do this. Fuck, I can't even look people in the eye. Years of school bullying have reduced me to a semi-feral vaguely human creature who can kinda do human things but just can't interact with people.
Even if I wasn't anxious to socialize, I wouldn't even know what to talk about. I have no hobbies and no interests, nor any fun or interesting stories to tell. Not without lack of trying. I've tried getting into shit like art and various sports and even listening to music and watching movies. All of which bored the hell out of me or pissed me off.
All I can really think of to talk about is how shitty my school life was with being bullied and having no friends and how shitty my current life is working a dead-end job and living in a homeless shelter. I have literally nothing else going on in my life. I used to play video games, but stopped because it was becoming too I healthy for me. Meaning I have literally no hobbies or interests, because nothing else interests me.
I have tried therapy many times in the past, but I could never go anywhere with it. It's just talking to some person about how your life sucks, and they give you advice which doesn't work 9/10 times. And I've been through more than several therapists throughout my life. Either I'm horrifically unlucky, or therapy just sucks and ks overrated.
I even sometimes try talking to myself, but I just can't say anything because I can't think of anything to say. I have nothing to say about anything. Even if I did have things to say, no one ever seems to want to listen to me or treat me with any respect.
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2023.03.26 09:42 _Eduardo_16 Drug Monkeys

I'm not sure whether I should flair this post as Original Story or Crossposted Story since I have one posted in the HFY subreddit, please let me know if I've broken any rules or have spelling mistakes in the post, thank you!

By the way, this is a oneshot, if you want more, I will link a Prologue at the bottom of the post, this oneshot is essentially the building blocks of what made Drug Monkeys a universe, so I was satisfied with how I've come up with this one.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading this! If you have any thoughts, ideas, or comments to share please do post so!

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Drug Monkeys

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In this cruel galaxy, things like narcotics and drugs are only a temporary bliss that most species would want to pour millions of credits over, to ignore their sad reality, and to indulge in the moment of delicious fantasy and dreams, it was a glaring issue that the federation has ever faced since its foundation, depression, suicide, hatred, all sorts of negative emotions, save for only a few pacifist-minded species, existed in every species they've known.

It was a biological fact, that every single race had a negative emotion attached to their sentience, no matter who you are or where you are from, you're bonded to experience something negative at one point, constantly experiencing this phenomenon made people's mental health to degrade, such as the case of the galaxy's ongoing narcotics trade.

Thanks to ever-changing drugs and the recent wars and conflicts rampaging throughout between the Federation and other collective governments in the galaxy, drugs like Opilains or Gujrnaid were made, these drugs give users a blissful experience from time to time, to make it seem like the world isn't that bad, or that their exploited lives are enough as it is when there is much improvement left to be accomplished or to feel like they're an absolute god in their heads, to be the top of the world and rule over everyone, that was what these drugs are like, to combat the effects of mental degradation, according to everyone's experiences in the net.

These drugs became addictive for certain species, typically the ones that are easily emotionally distressed or have violent tendencies or traumatic experiences in the past, they were labeled as 'addicts' by the wider community, since their lives depended on the drug as if it were their only lifeline, to bring them to new heights in their world.

Sadly and unfortunately, these drugs weren't easy to make, they're made from many species' bodily fluids that bring everlasting pleasure to the mind, mainly the Kruglèrs, Epiiieeexxx, and the Organtæs, these three species were so heavily exploited by drug slavers that the federation classifies them as "narcotic-species", a species that has fluids strong enough to bring a person to a trance-like state as if drugged.

The three species remained in the top three places in the narcotics illegal trades board in the black market, or NIT for short, they were sold like slaves, sucked off of their bodily fluids, and forced to either do physical labor or be thrown away like a dry husk in the streets without a care for their well-being, this was also common for other narcotic-species below those top three places in the NIT, nobody even protested since the fluids are much more worth than their lives, plus their addiction to the substance didn't help their situation either.

The black market dealers were booming in this golden age of the narcotics trade, spreading their influence and products to outer regions of the galaxy and intentionally letting innocent species be addicted to their products, making their business more profitable, exploiting the innocence of other species before them and repeating the process like an endless loop, and the worst of it all is that the federation couldn't do anything about it if they've banned these drugs, the people will riot into the streets and cause a major uproar, losing credibility and trust from its citizens.

At this point, it was useless to try to block the flow of drugs made from other species which the federation considered taboo, the only thing they could do is to try to regulate the flow of drugs and bust those who tried to trade it discreetly, one by one.

So while the NIT was rampant between Federal Galactic unions, a new species introduced itself to the wider galaxy, Humanity, they called themselves, a furless mammalian bipedal race, everyone shared their greetings with the race and returned to whatever they were doing from before.

At first, the Humans were nothing of interest, with average strength, weight, and height, relatively good stamina and endurance, and great smarts and wisdom, and that's essentially it, the only glaring quality about them is that their stamina was above average than most species, not something common to see, but was certainly eye-catching.

But that's what made them unique.

Fast-forward a few months later after breaking through the great filter from their system's homeworld, the Humans were entirely seen in suits made to protect themselves whenever traveling through the galaxy, they were never seen without wearing those suits, although their physical form was already well-known, nobody faced them in person before.

So someday in a gardenworld's dormitory, when a Kerkithil, a race of feline descent, saw her human roommate counterpart, in nothing but a few fabrics of clothing covering his lower half, she smelt the intoxicating scent of his sweat, streaking down his well-toned abs after working out in his room, she was immediately affected by the human's sweat, making her body tense up and her eyes drowsy, feeling her mind clouded with pleasure, of course, the human called in the dormitory's security guard for help, they passed out, the same goes for local authorities, and it all went downhill from there.

From his scent alone, he made an entire district unable to function properly due to his intoxicating smell, people who experienced the accident recalled the feeling of being in pure bliss and pleasure before passing out on the spot, save for a few tough species at the time.

This incident made it into galactic-wide news, catching the eyes of the many Federations in the galaxy and drug traders, and soon came to the inevitable realization that Humanity was another narcotic-species, a unique and rare one at that, many narcotic traders jumped into action, with buyers breathing down their neck to kidnap a human for personal use after discovering the drug was their sweat, many federations from each branch of the galaxy started to hastily write up laws for the safety of the humans and prepped many drug-busting operations, as they know for a fact that the opposition has started making their move, it will be a harsh conflict with Humanity squeezed in the middle, their fate lies in the hands of these two sides.

And as for the human from earlier responsible for the accident not too long ago, who turned out to be a transfer student, was warned countless times about not wearing his suit near other species. He now knows the reason why, with a large target on his back and Earth's government attempting to evacuate him and other humans from the garden world to safety, it was too late, he was kidnapped and off to a fortified colony on a seemingly deserted planet hundreds of kilometers away from any known civilization nearby.

When he came to, he and others were contained in large tight-sealed glass coffins with a respirator connected to their face to keep them alive, they were also naked, with nothing but latex shorts for clothing, vertically lined up, he heard muffled voices coming from outside, and through the steamy and blurry glass he could make out a feline-like humanoid, 'a Kerkitril?' He thought, 'Did they kidnap me?' He was unsure of the others beside him, but he knows for a fact that he was being sold to someone else as a property they could use, in whatever way they want.

Thankfully, his translator installed in the entrance of his ears began to function, and the strange language he heard in the room warbled into something tangible he could understand, the speakers sparking to life.

"[Translating language]—ou sure this is the same human I saw on that incident a while ago? I don't want to waste another five mil creds on some skinny chump on the internet." A feminine voice said in the room, talking to someone big and bulky, as the translator picked up his words too, although under a rougher tone of voice.

"Yes, it's the guy. You can look at him yourself, see if he's the real deal to ya." The bulky figure said as the human began to panic once he sees the Kerkitril approach his coffin glass, squirming in his tight restraints as he saw her press something on the side, bringing up window wipers on the side of the coffin, which was unexpected.

He was finally able to see who the feminine voice is, as he suspected, she was a Kerkitril, resembling a feline back on Earth if it weren't for the bipedal digitigrade legs she possesses, she had green-oranged stripes streaked across her red fur, she looked like your run-of-the-mill bandit leader, a black bandana lies on her furry neck with an emblem of a skull of her race, her clothes were nothing short of dirty and ragged yet covered in armor and pads designed for her light body, she had checked all the marks of being a space pirate, a rich one at that, seeing as how the room he's in is full of credits, the creds taking in the form of different shapes, from triangles, squares, pentagon, up until decagon.

"A-Ah, I didn't think he'd be this tall in person." The Kerkitril remarked, ghasted by his gigantic appearance, as well as the muscles and the sweat that he kept coalescing thanks to the constant warm heat in the coffin.

"Same goes for me, took me a while to carry this seven-foot bastard, is he a unique human or something?" He realized the voice belonged to a bull-like anthro, almost the same height as him.

"Hmmm... Do you mind me tasting the package?" The Kerkitril said, eyeing the bull as he nodded for confirmation, "Go ahead, but you'll have to buy the second whiff if you are to go yet again." She glared at him before turning her attention to the human who was wide awake during the whole conversation, his brown eyes staring into her yellow-slitted ones, he felt the heat in the coffin die down, and a small hole seemingly appeared in the transparent confines.

"Mmm..." She took a good long sniff of the human's sweat, then it struck her, her mind begins to wander, and the familiar feeling of bliss and ecstasy coursing through her head, her feline body shivering in pleasure, she felt herself be carried by the Kerkitril's guardians to the doorstep of the equivalent of heaven in her world, before she could get any deeper into this feeling however, the bull from earlier forcibly closed the hole in the glass via a press of a button, abruptly interrupting her blissful moment.

"Wuh... Oh." Her voice sounded disappointed and depressed now that she's snapped back to reality, the bull leaned on the fragile glass coffin, slightly nudging the human inside as he tries his best to not hyperventilate.

"Welp, five million creds, right? Here, take it, here, your damn money, now let me have this human in my roster." The Kerkatril stated, giving the bull five hexagonal-shaped coins as his eye scanner displayed a digital holographic number for him, "Hmm, five million creds... Seeing as how you're eager to get the guy yourself, I'm not gonna hold you off any longer." The bull pulls out a slim card, inserting it into the coffin's left control panel which had a slot for the card, three red dots lit green after the first few seconds, revealing a red button hidden in the coffin's compartment.

"You might wanna get your mask on, I ain't kidding you from earlier, this thing reeks of drugs." The bull said, wearing his ergonomically made gasmask designed for his species, the Kerkitril does the same, after seeing she was masked, he lightly presses the red button, and a beep could be heard, then the glass panel seemingly vanished into thin air, the metal restraints on the human's limbs unclamped by themselves one by one, dropping the weak yet still awake human on the hard floor of the room he's in, after further examining where he was, he finds himself in an office decorated in pirate stuff, like plasma guns hanging on the wall at the right, a fan above him turned out to be blades, the window on his left is broken yet covered in electrified iron railings to protect from intruders, beside the window is a gun locker full to the brim with plasma-driven weapons and improvised melees, at the middle of the room's walls was a large skull of a predator he didn't know, riddled with holes and rusty arrows, the cracked fangs protruding from its jaws scared him.

While surveying his surroundings, he failed to realize an opened choker was aiming for his neck, he felt goosebumps when the cold metallic choker clamped around his neck, hearing and feeling the swift movements of multiple locks being put into place filled him with dread, the finalizing touch was when a padlock was attached to a hole in his choker for extra measure, "That seems a little too overkill, doncha think?" The Kerkitril smirked at the bull with her question, referring to the padlock that he placed on the human to be humorous despite the choker itself having so many locks in place.

"Hush, our meeting ends here, you received the package, I got the payment. I'll look forward to your next purchase, Miss Suritka." The bull phrased his usual go-to leave as he grabbed a large chain connected to the coffins of the other humans, leaving through the reinforced double doors of her office, with a slide and a hiss sealed the human's fate, while the human slightly relieved that the big man in the room is gone, he had another person to worry about, the Kerkitril from earlier stared at him maliciously, still keeping that mask of hers on her face, inching closer and closer to his with a raging yearn for something in her eyes.

"Hello, Human." She said the last part with an awfully conspicuous tone near his whitish face as he diverted his gaze from her, "What's your name?" She said slowly and intimidatingly, lifting his chin to look into her eyes yet again, patiently waiting for an answer.

"U-Uhm... Jim."

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2023.03.26 09:40 DragJonFruit 24[M4R] Looking for a fun conversation :)

Anyone welcome! Just Send me a intro about you :)
Hey im Jonathan! I would love to meet new people from wherever to game, make jokes? Text, anything! Let me tell you more about me!
Please be able to hold a conversation instead of saying “cool” “ok” “yeah”
About me: I’m from Texas
I am LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈 Friendly
Lover of memes
I love to watch sci fi/ fantasy movies the most. Favorite would be LOTR : The Two Towers. sci fi would be tron legacy.
I enjoy gaming a lot and would love to play with people. I play a lot of multiplayer games. I love stardew and halo the most, but i play zelda, mario, doom and a whole lot of other games so just ask me what else i play.
On my free time i like to write about fantasy short stories and Or about my days.
I like to go on walks of hikes depending on the weather.
I like to explore more of nature by heading into a nearby forest.
Music: i like daft punk and metallica.
Reading: i like to read young adult fantasy and non fiction books. Percy Jackson and The Mortal Instruments especially. And ACOTAR Too
I enjoy Studio Ghibli, Anime, and Marvel and Dc Movies
I have a couple of dogs if you want to see them, just ask me :)
Currently plan to work on my masters this fall!
Thats mostly everything from me but if you’re interested to learn more just ask!l
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2023.03.26 09:39 Insecure_Hippo 33 [M4F] The Calm Before The Storm

Hello, I’m 33M from Canada. It would be great to have a real connection. I try to be easy to get a long with. I’m a good listener. … so please feel free to talk all you want about anything. When I’m not working in the office, doing secretary stuff, social media stuff, and website stuff, music is my thing. I like everything except country. I play guitar and bass. I like walking better than full on hiking…(I’m legally blind and have almost no depth perception) …Makes for less stuff to trip over. Movies are always a good time too. Oh yeah, and boardgames
A lot of folks on here are looking for matches. I’ve never considered myself a match right off the bat (It’s totally possible that I could be), but you never know if you don’t try, and that’s not really up to me after all. I’m not one of those people with a rigid checklist. I just try to be friendly and decent. Not someone you would have to complain about to your friends. I’m definitely good at the friendship thing for sure.
There’s more, but I’ll save it for later if you want to chat. Looking forward to whatever happens next.
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2023.03.26 09:39 MiguelMateuJazz [PLAY] Sight Readin #2 - Etude 2

Hi there!
Sight reading is an incredible skill for a musician. On the one hand, rhythms are put into practice and internalize the notes on the fingerboard. On the other hand, they are exercises that improve concentration and reflexes. Read sheet music has to be a skill that all musicians should work on, whatever their style of music.
Today I bring you another small atonal Etude perfect as warm up before starting your daily routines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTOXUd26-CQ&ab\_channel=MiguelMateuJazzGuitar
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